SALES IS BULLSHIT, BUT THIS BOOK ISN'T

Sick of sales “Gurus” selling strategies they’ve never used? Same.

This book won’t promise you 10K in 10 days, and it won’t give you a magic script that lands clients overnight.


What will it do? Give you a real, no-BS breakdown of how sales actually works so you can stop second-guessing everything.

SALES IS BULLSHIT, BUT THIS BOOK ISN'T

Sick of sales “Gurus” selling strategies they’ve never used? Same.

This book won’t promise you 10K in 10 days, and it won’t give you a magic script that lands clients overnight.


What will it do? Give you a real, no-BS breakdown of how sales actually works so you can stop second-guessing everything.

IF YOU THINK THIS… YOU’RE NOT ALONE. 👇

  • 👉“I know I need to sell, but I don’t even know where to start.
    👉“Every piece of advice I hear contradicts the last one.”
    👉“I feel like I’m missing something when it comes to getting customers.
    👉“Sales feels like a secret club where no one actually tells you how it works.”
  • Then this book is for you.

IF YOU THINK THIS… YOU’RE NOT ALONE. 👇

👉“I know I need to sell, but I don’t even know where to start.”
👉“Every piece of advice I hear contradicts the last one.”
👉“I feel like I’m missing something when it comes to getting customers.
👉“Sales feels like a secret club where no one actually tells you how it works.”

Then this book is for you.

THIS ISN’T A STRATEGY BOOK. IT’S A REALITY CHECK.

If you’re expecting “say this one sentence and land a deal” hacks, you’re in the wrong place.

This book is about understanding why sales works the way it does and what you need to know to start making smarter business decisions.

WHAT YOU WILL LEARN

📖 DON’T BE LAZY, KNOW YOUR MARKET – If you don’t know who you’re selling to, you’re already losing.

📖 MARKETING, IT’S A LONG GAME – Why expecting instant results will keep you broke.

📖 DOMINATE THE GAME – The difference between being another option and being the only option.

📖 STAY TRUE TO YOUR SALES STYLE – Why trying to sell like someone else never works.

📖 LOVE MONEY? SET YOUR TARGET – How sales goals separate thriving businesses from struggling ones.

📖 LINKEDIN, THE UNTAPPED LEAD GENERATOR – If you’re not using it, you’re leaving money on the table.

📖 EVERY MOVE SHOULD HAVE A SALES PAYOFF – Stop wasting time on things that don’t lead to revenue.

📖 CHATGPT IS FOR IDEAS, NOT FOR REPLACING YOUR VOICE – How to use AI to help, not replace, your sales process.

📖 RECURRING REVENUE, EVERY BUSINESS’S WET DREAM – Why predictable income is the holy grail.

📖 NO SALES, NO BUSINESS – No matter how good your product is, sales is the difference between success and failure.

📖 YOUR CUSTOMER’S RED FLAGS – The warning signs that a client will waste your time.

📖 DOMINATE THE GAME – The difference between being another option and being the only option.

📖 STAY TRUE TO YOUR SALES STYLE – Why trying to sell like someone else never works.

📖 LOVE MONEY? SET YOUR TARGET – How sales goals separate thriving businesses from struggling ones.

📖 LINKEDIN, THE UNTAPPED LEAD GENERATOR – If you’re not using it, you’re leaving money on the table.

📖 RECURRING REVENUE, EVERY BUSINESS’S WET DREAM – Why predictable income is the holy grail.

📖 NO SALES, NO BUSINESS – No matter how good your product is, sales is the difference between success and failure.

📖 YOUR CUSTOMER’S RED FLAGS – The warning signs that a client will waste your time.

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY IT?

€25 is the price of a lunch date with yourself, except this one helps you make more money.

✔ You’ll stop wasting time on sales advice that doesn’t apply to you.
✔ You’ll finally understand what separates businesses that thrive from those that fail.
✔ You’ll have a clear, BS-free breakdown of what matters in sales.
✔ You won’t have to Google every sales term and wonder what’s real.

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY IT?

€25 is the price of a lunch date with yourself, except this one helps you make more money.

✔ You’ll stop wasting time on sales advice that doesn’t apply to you.
✔ You’ll finally understand what separates businesses that thrive from those that fail.
✔ You’ll have a clear, BS-free breakdown of what matters in sales.
✔ You won’t have to Google every sales term and wonder what’s real.

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"This book finally explains sales in a way that makes sense"
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"No BS, no tricks, just the truth about what sales is really about! Love the sarcasm btw"
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WHO IS THIS FOR?

✔ Entrepreneurs & freelancers who want to understand sales before investing in a strategy.
✔ Business owners who feel stuck and want clarity on what matters.
✔ People who are tired of sales being overcomplicated and just want the truth.

If that sounds like you, let’s get to work.

WHO IS THIS FOR?

✔ Entrepreneurs & freelancers who want to understand sales before investing in a strategy.
✔ Business owners who feel stuck and want clarity on what matters.
✔ People who are tired of sales being overcomplicated and just want the truth.

If that sounds like you, let’s get to work.

Just for €25 

E-book: Sales is bullshit

You can keep guessing your way through sales…
OR
You can learn what matters and stop overcomplicating it.