I teach you how to land clients
without feeling salesy or desperate.

Sales shouldn't feel like bullshit.
If it does, you're doing it wrong.

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I teach you how to land clients without feeling salesy or desperate.

Sales shouldn't feel like bullshit.
If it does, you're doing it wrong.

GET YOUR FREE presenT: 7-day sales plan

YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR SALES SKILLS… BUT WHERE DO YOU EVEN START?

You’ve tried to figure it out on your own.
You’ve read the advice. You’ve watched the “experts.”

But instead of clarity, you’re left feeling:
❌ Overwhelmed by conflicting advice (Who’s actually telling the truth?)
❌ Annoyed by sales tactics that feel manipulative (but everyone keeps pushing them).
❌ Unsure about what actually works for your business (because nothing seems to stick).

Sales isn’t about pressure, scripts, or forcing people to buy.
It’s about having the right system & learning the skills, so selling feels natural, not forced.

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20% more conversions, less wasted time

“Sales used to feel overwhelming. Shima helped us cut through the noise and focus on what truly moves the needle. Our conversion rate increased by 20%!”

— Windside Digital

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No more guesswork

“If you need help selling your services, products, or even yourself, call Shima. She shows you exactly what works (and what doesn’t) with real, practical examples.”

— Gerlinde

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Sales that works

“Shima helped us professionalise our sales, and with results! Her knowledge and passion make her the go-to sales expert.”

— Arjen van der Cruijsen

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EVERYONE TEACHES SALES… BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN SELL.

❌ Most coaches have never actually sold anything themselves.
❌ They repeat the same generic advice that doesn’t work.
❌ They focus on tricks instead of real sales skills.

Selling is the one skill EVERY business owner needs but almost no one teaches it properly.

I do. Without the bullshit. Just what works.

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EVERYONE TEACHES SALES… BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN SELL.

❌ Most coaches have never actually sold anything themselves.
❌ They repeat the same generic advice that doesn’t work.
❌ They focus on tricks instead of real sales skills.

Selling is the one skill EVERY business owner needs but almost no one teaches it properly.

I do. Without the bullshit. Just what works.

GET YOUR FREE presenT: 7-day sales plan

IF YOU THINK THIS… YOU’RE NOT ALONE.

“I’m not a natural salesperson.” → Sales is a skill, not a personality trait.

“I don’t want to sound pushy.” → Good, because pushy sales don’t work.

“I’ve tried everything, and nothing works.” → That’s because you’ve never had a real sales system—until now.

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IF YOU THINK THIS… YOU’RE NOT ALONE.

“I’m not a natural salesperson.” → Sales is a skill, not a personality trait.

“I don’t want to sound pushy.” → Good, because pushy sales don’t work.

“I’ve tried everything, and nothing works.” → That’s because you’ve never had a real sales system—until now.

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CHOOSE WHAT YOU NEED

I WANT TO UNDERSTAND SALES WITHOUT THE HYPE

Tired of internet gurus overcomplicating sales?

This E-Book breaks down:
✅ Pricing strategies that make sense.
✅ How to spot (and avoid) red-flag clients.
✅ The psychology of making sales work for you.

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I WANT A FAST, NO-BULLSHIT WAY TO GET MY FIRST CLIENT

No more guessing. If you need a structured way to land clients, this is for you
✅ Find & message the right clients (without sounding desperate).
✅ Handle objections and close deals naturally.
✅ Fast-track your results with a proven process.

Join the mini-course

I WANT TO MASTER SALES & BUILD CONSISTENT REVENUE

Welcome to the Sales is Bullshit Academy.
All the sales skills you need to grow your business & create consistent sales.
✅ Master pricing, negotiation & closing strategies etc.
✅ Get access to templates, a community, and direct Q&A with me.

Join the academy

I WANT A SALES STRATEGY CUSTOMIZED TO MY BUSINESS

Need expert feedback? Let’s fix your sales process together.
✅ Get a clear diagnosis of what’s blocking your sales.
✅ Customized action plan to improve your results.
✅ Feel confident in your next sales moves.

Book a 1:1 session

THESE ARE THE PROBLEMS WE CAN FIX TOGETHER.
With the right system, sales will feel easier.

Here’s what you can finally stop struggling with

❌ Attracting clients who never buy.
❌ Sending messages that get ignored.
❌ Feeling stuck every time you need to sell.

And here’s what you’ll gain instead

✅ A clear, repeatable sales system that brings in clients consistently.
✅ Confidence in your pricing, messaging & sales calls.
✅ More sales, without the stress/ second-guessing.

WHO'S BEHIND SALES IS BULLSHIT?

Why listen to me?

I’m Shima, and I’ve spent 25 years selling everything from advertising to tech,

without feeling like a pushy salesperson.

I built a global sales career without using outdated tactics, aggressive pitches, or fake scarcity.
Now, I teach entrepreneurs, freelancers, and business owners how to sell the right way, without feeling uncomfortable doing it.

More about shima

WHO'S BEHIND SALES IS BULLSHIT?

Why listen to me?

I’m Shima, and I’ve spent 25 years selling everything from advertising to tech,

without feeling like a pushy salesperson.

I built a global sales career without using outdated tactics, aggressive pitches, or fake scarcity.
Now, I teach entrepreneurs, freelancers, and business owners how to sell the right way, without feeling uncomfortable doing it.

More about Shima